1.
People start complimenting you more
2.
You have officially become a "Hot Tinder Bitch" and have over 80 matches
3.
You start thinking more and more that you and Beyoncé have a lot of similarities
4.
Losers from high school like more of your photos on Facebook
5.
All the hotties from high school hit you up and you laugh silently to yourself at all the mean girls who were their girlfriends
6.
You realize you don't have to settle for someone lesser
7.
Girls unfortunately get a little more competitive towards you
8.
Working out is fun for you now
9.
You become a more positive person
10.
You start getting more brave with your outfit choices
11.
You feel more comfortable getting...sensual
12.
You realize you don't have to deal with people not worth your time
13.
You have a slight suspicion that when your friends play "Marry, F***, Kill" everyone chooses either the first two options for you
14.
You are now convinced you stand a 75% chance or more at getting with your celeb crush for real
15.
You look at the people you previously hooked up with before your transformation as "practice rounds"
16.
You've bagged someone who previously would have been out of your league but is now just another Tuesday night
17.
Selfies suddenly become less stupid
18.
You're just nude more often around the house
19.
Teenage boys look at you for longer periods of time
20.
You command a room with your presence
21.
Any minute now someone will walk up to you and offer you a modeling contract
22.
Your confidence levels are off the charts
23.
You start to regret not getting this hot sooner
24.
You care less about what other people think because they are beneath you
25.
You check Craigslist's Missed Connections daily because you believe some stranger must have fallen in love with you that day