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The Top 10 Quotes From Chunk In The Goonies

Warning: reading this may create the urge to do the Truffle Shuffle

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10.

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"Okay, Brand. Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did."

9.

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"Hello, Sheriff's Office? I'd like to report a murder!"

8.

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"I'm not all alone in the dark. I like the dark. I love the dark."

7.

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"Bullet holes. Bullet holes?"

6.

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"Okay, Mouth. I've taken all I can stand... and I can't stand no more!"

5.

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"Ah, Shit!"

4.

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"Mikey, Mikey, this ain't the kind of place you want to go to the bathroom in."

3.

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"I smell ice cream!"

2.

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"Man! You smell like Phys Ed!"

1.

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"Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... but the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."

And now, the truffle shuffle...

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