Troye Sivan's New Song Is A Poppers-Inspired Dance Track, And Of Course The Internet Has Some Hilarious Reactions To That

    Honestly, it's not too late to add this to the Barbie soundtrack.

    After edging us for what felt like 25 years, the patron saint of twinks, Troye Sivan, finally released his new song, "Rush" — and yes, it's a bop!!! The song is his lead single for his upcoming album, Something to Give Each Other, which will drop on Oct. 13.

    And as Vulture puts best, the title "Rush" — which is also the name for a popular ~VHS head cleaner~ aka poppers — is "meant to invoke both the feeling of poppers and dancing with someone hot." Now, Troye is no stranger to writing cheeky songs with double meanings. After all, he wrote the bottoming anthem "Bloom."

    Troye also released the accompanying music video for the song, and it's sweaty, grindy, slightly raunchy, and contains lots of queer party visuals:

    View this video on YouTube

    EMI/ Troye Sivan / Via youtube.com

    Of course, people online had a LOT of jokes about "Rush." So, I decided to round up some funny tweets about it (since I know I will be hearing this song for the rest of the summer):

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    1.

    Rush is a whole 2 minutes…..Troye sivan please be serious pic.twitter.com/FZkSVtULHy

    — 💫 (@heyjaeee) July 13, 2023
    Paramount Networks / Via Twitter: @heyjaeee

    2.

    Not Rush being 2.5 min after 37 months of promo pic.twitter.com/yIQNtzGudJ

    — Finn Avocadorable 🥑 (@FinleyDyer9) July 13, 2023
    Complex / Via Twitter: @FinleyDyer9

    3.

    Just watched rush video pic.twitter.com/pCDcPmU2TI

    — Ξvan Ross Katz (@evanrosskatz) July 13, 2023
    Warner Bros. / Via Twitter: @evanrosskatz

    4.

    Troye Sivan has finally released Rush pic.twitter.com/TyVpBW7rBY

    — toni collette’s instagram account stan account (@HarryPhillips15) July 13, 2023
    Paramount Networks / Via Twitter: @HarryPhillips15

    5.

    I need RUSH (10 Minute Version) (Troye’s Version) @troyesivan

    — Sam Stryker (@sbstryker) July 13, 2023
    Twitter: @sbstryker

    6.

    rush music video had someone reach their breaking point today pic.twitter.com/1Qo1fvPw3b

    — david (@davidefinitely) July 13, 2023
    Twitter: @davidefinitely

    7.

    Troye Sivan's new video just blocked me on Grindr

    — D✨ (@betbinch) July 13, 2023
    Twitter: @betbinch

    8.

    If you say poppers five times in the mirror this is what appears pic.twitter.com/AYOCyJCC57

    — ML (@weekend3warrior) July 13, 2023
    EMI / Via Twitter: @weekend3warrior

    9.

    I FEEL THE RUSH ADDICTED TO YOUR TOUCH pic.twitter.com/iAhUpjQKDg

    — every pearl’s un-insides (@homoaquoris) July 13, 2023
    Sony Television / Via Twitter: @homoaquoris

    10.

    Happy Rush release day @troyesivan pic.twitter.com/lLFRagii7R

    — JewPaul (@bingomilf) July 13, 2023
    ABC / Via Twitter: @bingomilf

    11.

    People over 30 listening to the new Troye Sivan song pic.twitter.com/SgqvwKcSJb

    — KYLE (@ItsThatEM) July 13, 2023
    Twitter: @ItsThatEM

    12.

    the Rush MV casting call (thread 🧵 1/4) pic.twitter.com/46A8SrduiN

    — uncle gworl (@_uncle_gworl) July 13, 2023
    Paramount Networks / Via Twitter: @_uncle_gworl

    13.

    Troye did not come to play. The song, the video, the choreography. Well done, twink, well done. #Rush pic.twitter.com/JxXelvQBBS

    — Friendly Neighbourhood Thot Pocket (@thotpocket8) July 13, 2023
    Via Twitter: @thotpocket8

    14.

    Idk how I feel about Troye Sivan furthering the Twink agenda pic.twitter.com/hIY0ull6O1

    — Aizen's Silly Rabbit (@JayKahnD) July 13, 2023
    Twitter: @JayKahnD

    15.

    were people expecting him to put out a 7 minute popper ballad or something?

    — toby 😎 (@tobyhandle) July 13, 2023
    Twitter: @tobyhandle

    16.

    troye sivan brainstorming new song titles pic.twitter.com/0NElZFTfXT

    — kcl (@kycarrerolopez) July 13, 2023
    Twitter: @kycarrerolopez

    17.

    When Padam Padam & Rush play back to back at the clubs pic.twitter.com/lou9MGnt32

    — 💫 (@heyjaeee) July 13, 2023
    HBO / Via Twitter: @heyjaeee

    18.

    Two mood today:
    What was I made RUSH
    for? - Billie Eilish Troye Sivan pic.twitter.com/wQ0jMj29Mx

    — germán (@thegermancito) July 13, 2023
    20th Century Fox / Via Twitter: @thegermancito

    19.

    I went to the bodega and saw Troye Sivan was promoting his new single with these energy shots and omg they taste awful pic.twitter.com/pdPEuzhSqA

    — Jack (@GayLaVie) July 13, 2023
    Twitter: @GayLaVie