1.
That this was probably the first selfie you ever took:
2.
That there was no better way to create masterpieces than with Kid Pix:
3.
That cleaning the inside of the mouse was both annoying and deeply gratifying:
4.
That Fisher-Price Little People were actually very little:
5.
That this was the best afternoon lineup EVER, and if you missed an episode you were shit out of luck (you'd have to wait until they ran a rerun):
6.
That you knew Stick Stickly's address better than your own:
7.
That there was no cooler store at the mall than the Warner Bros. Studio Store:
8.
That using one of these during computer time was a treat:
9.
That these clamshell VHS cases had the most addictive smell:
10.
That you had a deep-down feeling that you could totally beat Aggro Crag:
11.
That you always had a fifty-fifty chance of not being able to log onto AOL:
12.
That this was the first thing you looked through whenever you had to do a school report:
13.
That these were the coolest headphones, even if it hurt like hell to wear them:
14.
That this was very likely what the first porn movie you ever saw looked like:
15.
That purple ketchup tasted different (even though it tasted exactly like regular ketchup):
16.
That you needed to wait until Sunday to find out which new video games and movies were being released:
17.
That long movies came on two or more VHS tapes:
18.
And finally, that there was NO better place to celebrate your birthday than Discovery Zone:
