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The live Muppet Babies stage show that would travel around the country:
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Disney Dollars that you would never want to spend — 'cause they were too pretty — when visiting Disney World or Disneyland:
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The Kids of the Polk Street School book series, which was pretty relatable:
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Max Headroom, which was a nightmare-inducing TV show:
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Sandy Lion sticker books that were perfect for, well, Sandy Lion stickers:
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The Garfield huggers clip-on toys that were freaking useless:
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The Smurfs Christmas album, which was actually a really annoying album (NGL):
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The Fisher-Price camera that actually took photos:
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Nickelodeon Kids' Court TV show, which was as good as The People's Court:
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These pocket pianos that aside from making the most annoying beeps, also stunk like plastic:
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Cathy mugs that — if you didn't see one in your house — you would definitely see on the shelves of Hallmark:
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Shirt Tales stuffed animals, which you was something your grandma would get you from Hallmark:
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The Fisher-Price Little People Airport...
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...and Zoo play sets, which were the best play sets (aside from the Parking Garage):
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This exact phone that every family had:
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The Betty Crocker cookbook for kids, which had some legit recipes that were fun to make:
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The ridiculous, but very entertaining cartoon series, Beverly Hills Teens:
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The Mickey Mouse Splashdance album, which was Disney's attempt to jump on the Flashdance and new wave craze:
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And finally, Time Life's Mysteries of the Unknown books commercial, which was CREEPY AS ALL HELL: