People Are Losing Their Minds Over "Saltburn," And Here Are Some Hilarious Spoiler-Free Reactions To It

    "I'm not the same person I was one movie ago."

    Happy Saltburn release date to all who celebrate! While the movie did have a limited release starting last week, it officially got its full release as of today.

    "Saltburn" poster

    Written and directed by Emerald Fennell, the dark comedy (which is also a period piece set in the olden days of 2006, in a grand English country estate) is a wild ride and complete mindf**k, and needless to say, I loved every minute of it.

    Barry wearing a tux and sitting outside in a scene from "Saltburn"

    Knowing just how unhinged this movie is, I had to do a tweet reactions roundup for it! And don't worry, if you haven't seen the movie, there aren't really any spoilers in them for it, but if you have seen the movie, then you'll appreciate and laugh at these a lot:

    1.

    just watched saltburn pic.twitter.com/gmLqAoN4fw

    — barbara from HR (@lukethedumbass) November 22, 2023
    HBO / Via Twitter: @lukethedumbass

    2.

    The energy that Saltburn gave off the entire time I was watching it pic.twitter.com/7LL29bNq5w

    — Josh Parham (@JRParham) November 22, 2023
    Twitter: @JRParham

    3.

    Saltburn dares to ask the question, “What if CMBYK were just unequivocally more fucked up?”

    — Andiamo (@awejones) November 21, 2023
    Twitter: @awejones

    4.

    Jacob Elordi bringing Barry Keoghan home to Saltburn pic.twitter.com/1TXwaQbz6Z

    — Matt Jacobs (@majacobs) November 22, 2023
    HIDEO_KOJIMA/ Twitter: @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN / Via Twitter: @majacobs

    5.

    i'm not the same person i was one movie ago #saltburn pic.twitter.com/Gs3XDR5TLv

    — ANDREW (@andrewnavs) November 22, 2023
    Amazon MGM Studios Distribution / Via Twitter: @andrewnavs

    6.

    just watched saltburn pic.twitter.com/oZo5YbVgj7

    — el (@mxmtaron) November 20, 2023
    Warner Bros. / Via Twitter: @mxmtaron

    7.

    me in the cinema watching saltburn pic.twitter.com/m09XeMGPsl

    — ‎daria (@wtpocomer) November 20, 2023
    Twitter: @wtpocomer

    8.

    Saltburn is a movie you need to see in the theater, yes because the cinematography is gorgeous, but mainly because you need to be in a room with people when certain things happen to hear the crowds reaction because it made things even funnier

    — Casey (@casey_myer) November 18, 2023
    Twitter: @casey_myer

    9.

    Babylon and Saltburn are a part of a new genre; "provocative" cinema for people who don't like provocative cinema pic.twitter.com/uJQE6FzKf7

    — jacob (@LongMacVampyr) November 22, 2023
    Twitter: @LongMacVampyr

    10.

    emerald fennell sitting down to write the third act of saltburn: pic.twitter.com/ymbLvmGezW

    — quinn (@quinngentina) November 17, 2023
    Twitter: @quinngentina

    11.

    Saltburn is essentially Skins for people whose parents are related

    — Adam Woodward (@AWLies) November 17, 2023
    Twitter: @AWLies

    12.

    I lost count of the number of times I said “What the fuuuuckkk” out loud (along with everyone in the theater) watching Saltburn. This was literally me. pic.twitter.com/fOZSBFJ81N

    — Dulcinea del Toboso (@DulDulWat) November 22, 2023
    Warner Bros. Televsision / Via Twitter: @DulDulWat

    13.

    Saltburn being a masterpiece yeah i wasn’t expecting any of that pic.twitter.com/qFFscVzHL8

    — t (@cIitarek) November 22, 2023
    Twitter: @cIitarek

    14.

    they should’ve shown saltburn in imax pic.twitter.com/QpxiFV8eEn

    — jamie 🚬 (@alicentstark) November 21, 2023
    Universal Pictures / Via Twitter: @alicentstark

    15.

    funniest part of Saltburn is that jacob elordi is wearing a livestrong bracelet in every single scene

    — tdb (@butcherdrown) November 22, 2023
    Twitter: @butcherdrown

    16.

    this is what #Saltburn felt like

    pic.twitter.com/MZ4kaK8AGU

    — jennifer check (@wh0rchata) November 22, 2023
    Paramount Network / Via Twitter: @wh0rchata

    17.

    Barry Keoghan this, Jacob Elordi that…what about this queen?

    She scared me deeply. pic.twitter.com/kBmj6U0OMj

    — Hunter Heilman (@HungerHuman) November 22, 2023
    Amazon MGM Studios Distribution / Everett Collection / Via Twitter: @HungerHuman

    18.

    Left the theater after seeing Saltburn being like wtf was that but have come to the conclusion it’s a Gag and a Serve pic.twitter.com/fhjRXpoi53

    — billy (@spacegaycowboy) November 22, 2023
    Twitter: @spacegaycowboy

    19.

    How it feels to re-enter society after seeing Saltburn: pic.twitter.com/C8cigJXil2

    — alyssa (@alyssaacorrine) November 22, 2023
    Netflix / Via Twitter: @alyssaacorrine

    20.

    Now that Saltburn is out, I’m confidently saying that Murder On The Dance Floor by Sophie Ellis Bexter is my favourite use of music in a movie ever.

    — leoni horton (@inoelshikari) November 19, 2023
    Twitter: @inoelshikari

    21.

    YOU’RE TELLING ME MIDGE DIRECTED SALTBURN??? women are so multifaceted pic.twitter.com/odJ641v4MO

    — gas station fairy figurine (@lainey098) November 20, 2023
    Warner Bros. / Courtesy Everett Collection / Via Twitter: @lainey098