1. When she gave Blanche a pep talk with a heaping helping of shade:
2. When she was brutally unsentimental towards Rose:
3. When she gave Dorothy some good advice — served with a LARGE side of shade:
4. When she issued this ever-so-subtle jab at Blanche:
5. And when she issued this not-so-subtle jab at Blanche:
6. When she took an opportunity to burn Dorothy while just asking a question:
7. When she took an opportunity to burn Dorothy in front of children:
8. When she implied that Blanche is only good on her back:
9. When she had an answer to how Blanche got over her broken heart:
10. When she called Rose an accident:
11. When she drew this comparison:
12. When she had her own special way of thanking Blanche:
13. When she made it clear to Rose that she didn't want to deal with one of her stories:
14. When Sophia knew Rose, Dorothy, and Blanche’s real worth:
15. When she said she'd rather be dead than be like Rose:
16. When Sophia pointed out that Dorothy’s sex life was no Harlequin Romance novel:
17. When she was happy to point out to Blanche that her love life did NOT include contracting chlamydia or gonorrhea:
18. And finally, when she quickly put a damper on Blanche’s seduction:
