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    People Are Sharing The Small Hills They Would Be Willing To Die On, And They Make Some Points

    These are opinions that might seem silly, but you just know these people would get into a knock-down drag-out argument over it.

    I think it's safe to say that we all have a least one small belief or opinion that can not be changed no matter what. And recently Reddit user u/Tdabp was curious about just that when they asked: "What is the smallest hill you are willing to die on?"

    Well, thousands of people shared the small hills they're willing to die on. Here are some of the top and best comments:

    1. "Red Delicious apples are trash apples. I'm gonna still recommend better apples. And judge you harshly when you stick with the Red Delicious."

    a pile of red delicious apples

    2. "Tiny and jumbo paperclips should not be mixed. This happens at work, despite having dedicated containers for each. Worse, they often dump pulled staples in the mix too."

    a pile of paper clips

    3. "Lightning McQueen totally won his race against Doc because Doc blatantly broke the rules as laid out by Sheriff."

    cars racing and talking

    4. "Edward Norton's character in Fight Club has no name. It is most definitely not Jack."

    closeup of Edward Norton in "Fight Club"

    5. "Reese's Peanut Butter Trees should be called Treese's!"

    a bag of Reese's PB Trees

    6. "Toilet paper goes OVER not under."

    a roll of toilet paper

    7. "Women’s clothing should have more pockets."

    a woman pulling out her pockets from her jeans

    8. "People need to either wear headphones/ear buds or mute their devices in public."

    a man talking on his cellphone using the speakerphone option

    9. "Returning shopping carts to their spots at all costs. Cart Narcs!"

    a cart in a parking space

    10. "A Reuben has CORNED BEEF and SAUERKRAUT. Not TURKEY and COLE SLAW. Stop calling it a 'turkey Reuben.' Just stop. Normal people call that a Rachel."

    a Reuben sandwich

    11. "Those giant yellow or white arrows painted on the ground at gas stations… Yeah, they’re there to maintain order. Stop coming in the wrong direction, cutting in front of people, and being an asshole."

    a white arrow painted on the ground

    12. "Parallel parking as a test to get your driver's license is idiotic when you will spend much, much more time on freeways going 60–100 mph and emergency braking."

    a person taking the parallel parking portion of a driving test

    13. "The Oxford comma. Use it."

    14. "That 8 to 4 is better than 9 to 5."

    an alarm clock that says 8:00

    15. "I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Wreck-It Ralph did not need a sequel."

    Wreck-It Ralph talking to a little girl

    16. "Zack Synder’s Watchmen is not a faithful adaptation of the source material. (And is terrible on its own terms.)"

    superheroes in Watchmen

    17. "You can’t save a parking space unless you have a car with you. If you are standing in a parking space waiting for your spouse to drive there from around the block, I will block in the spot, cancel my plans, and wait there all day."

    a crowded parking lot

    18. "People are too loose with the word 'impossible.' Being very difficult is not the same thing. And nobody has ever or will ever do an impossible thing."

    19. And lastly: "Pineapple can go on pizza."

    a ham and pineapple pizza

    You can read the full thread of responses on Reddit.

    Note: Some responses have been edited for length and/or clarity.