1. Having a glamorous Day-to-Night Barbie that spent most of her time in her "night" outfit and not working at all any time you played with her:
2. And having a Barbie and the Rockers Barbie who was amazing because she looked like she had stepped out of a video on MTV — and could compete with Jem in the cool doll department:
3. Wanting every piece of Barbie furniture from the oh-so-'80s-looking Dream Furniture Collection:
4. Wanting to paint your walls and floor just like Punky's bedroom on Punky Brewster:
5. And wanting to wear two different color shoes just like Punky — well, wanting to dress just like Punky in general 'cause she gave off Cyndi Lauper-style energy:
6. Making sure you ordered the latest The Babysitters Club book any time there was a Scholastic Book Fair:
7. Owning this ballerina jewelry box:
8. Having your parents tell you that Madonna "was a bad influence" and it making you want to listen to her music even more:
9. Reading as many books as you could so you get a free Pizza Hut personal-size pizza and the Book It! pin:
10. Having a fleece night gown that was as hot as heck to sleep in:
11. And wearing a prairie-style dress (that had itchy lace) at least once to a formal event:
12. Owning a bunch of Smurf PVC figures that you had no idea where they came from (but that you absolutely loved):
13. Believing drug dealers were just handing out free drugs to kids all the time because Nancy Reagan and her "Just Say No" campaign told you that:
14. Being grossed out by the taste of the stickers in the Sticker Fun coloring books:
15. Having a collection of plastic barrettes that were always missing their pair because they fell out of your hair easily:
16. Wearing these jellies that not only made your fit smell, but also gave you blisters:
17. Thinking you were so grown up whenever you put on Tinkerbell makeup:
18. Spending most of the time sniffing your Strawberry Shortcake toys instead of playing with them:
19. Making shaved ice with the Snoopy Sno-Cones maker. Although it was more of watery sludge than shaved ice:
20. Owning a Care Bear whether you asked for one or not:
21. Watching Jem and the Holograms and being slightly confused as to why Rio was cheating on Jerrica with her alter-ego Jem:
22. Totally wanting to kick ass like She-Ra:
23. Either being the friend that owned the iron and brass daybed or wanting one because one of your friends owned one:
24. Wanting every single thing from Sanrio — but especially all the stationary stuff:
25. Being more than a little creeped out by the animatronics at Chuck E. Cheese:
26. Thinking you were a FASHION DESIGNER 'cause of Fashion Plates:
27. Playing Mall Madness at sleepovers:
28. Using this after a shower, but it still hurting you when you brushed your because it didn't fully detangle your hair:
29. And lastly, having a few My Little Ponies for bath time — which eventually freaked you out when the washer holding the tail in place would rust and it would squirt out brown sludge water that made it look like the My Little Pony pooed itself:
