1. That bat…
Accompanying erotic copy:
“Ed saw with his mind’s eye not only the refreshing shower but a big cake [I’m sure] of Ivory Soap waiting to free his hot, chafing skin…”
- DNC Day 1 is done: Bernie Sanders said Hillary Clinton "must become the next president," and Michelle Obama brought down the house 🏠🇺🇸
- Three Qaddafi henchmen who are wanted for embezzling millions from Libya have been found living comfortably in Britain.
- The Solar Impulse 2 completed the first round-the-world solar-powered flight after landing in Abu Dhabi ☀️