1. That bat…
Accompanying erotic copy:
“Ed saw with his mind’s eye not only the refreshing shower but a big cake [I’m sure] of Ivory Soap waiting to free his hot, chafing skin…”
- Donald Trump responded to the father of a fallen Muslim American soldier who criticized him at the DNC, saying, "I've made a lot of sacrifices."
- Luke Aikins became the first skydiver to successfully jump out of a plane without a parachute. He landed on a net 🌎💪
- Sixteen people died after a hot air balloon caught fire and crashed in Texas Saturday.