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    25 Hilarious "The Homosexual Urge To..." Tweets That Might Just Make You Spit Out Your Iced Coffee

    The one about catching feelings, only to get ghosted...I felt that. 🥴

    Okay, so if you've ever been on Gay Twitter, then you know there is nothing the gays love to do more than to jump on a trend — especially if it's an all-too-real, self-deprecating one.

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    And over the last couple of weeks, the "homosexual urge to..." has been a big trend on Gay Twitter.

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    Here are 25 tweets that are both funny and way, way too real:

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    1.

    The homosexual urge to check out the media tab first on a man’s Twitter

    Twitter: @ChrisPassGo

    2.

    The homosexual urge to say “oh, girl” at the slightest inconvenience.

    Twitter: @TheePusha

    3.

    The homosexual urge to buy Christmas gifts for your boyfriend that you can also use

    Twitter: @MichalKolaczko

    4.

    the homosexual urge to lay in bed and listen to love songs and create a love story in your mind so grand, beautiful and unrealistic

    Twitter: @heyjaeee

    5.

    The homosexual urge to do absolutely nothing at work but switch between twitter and grindr

    Twitter: @notn1co
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    6.

    The homosexual urge to walk over to someone who’s about to toss something to you so you don’t have to catch it

    Twitter: @trekpup

    7.

    the homosexual urge to add every gay to close friends

    Twitter: @tytypiket

    8.

    the homosexual urge to flirt with literally any man who gives me an ounce of attention

    Twitter: @charizardavis

    9.

    The homosexual urge to repeatedly call you handsome, cancel their plans bc they’d rather come to your party 🥰, make out with you after your party, and then tell you they just want to be friends

    Twitter: @NKinRealLife
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    10.

    the homosexual urge to blame the fact that ure single on the place u live

    Twitter: @shyfew

    11.

    The homosexual urge to look at my ass whenever I walk past a mirror

    Twitter: @PhilayeFilm

    12.

    The homosexual urge to push your fake bangs behind your ear

    Twitter: @_DramaKing_

    13.

    the homosexual urge to not acknowledge mutuals irl

    Twitter: @MichaelRyanP

    14.

    The homosexual urge to pick female characters in video games

    Twitter: @ThatDamnDillon
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    15.

    The homosexual urge to walk faster than everyone else

    Twitter: @ChrisMtz_16

    16.

    the homosexual urge to listen to dance pop

    Twitter: @KeystoneLite716

    17.

    The homosexual urge to catch feelings for a guy after only talking for a week. Only to get ghosted after you fuck 😭

    Twitter: @kyleskiki

    18.

    The homosexual urge to aggressively critique how people display their houseplants

    Twitter: @EliMcCannBot

    19.

    The homosexual urge to have a glow up after highschool✨

    Twitter: @Gushieee

    20.

    The homosexual urge to leave the club at 1AM and watch The Great British Baking Show and Grindr.

    Twitter: @mprincebc
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    21.

    The homosexual urge to wonder how the hell some of you are always on vacation. I know this has between tweeted countless times before but I can’t help it the homosexual urge to tweet it again is too strong!

    Twitter: @PhillyGinger

    22.

    The homosexual urge to label every minor inconvenience in my life as homophobic

    Twitter: @ChrisLArrizola

    23.

    The homosexual urge to like multiple Instagram pics of someone then disappear forever.

    Twitter: @TVanderbrook

    24.

    Twitter: @CGGuy44

    25.

    The homosexual urge to fall for someone in a different city

    Twitter: @Dillongooder
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