1. Your friends know they can always count on you to help resolve any awkward social situation.
3. But you are adventurous and not afraid to try new things.
5. You hate when people waste your time — it’s precious and should be treated that way.
7. You don’t have the patience to put up with uptight people…
8. …or haters!
9. And you know people hate you ‘cause they’re just jealous of your fabulousness.
11. When it comes to sex you’re not afraid to dispense useful advice.
12. And when it comes to love you aren’t afraid to say you don’t have all the answers.
13. You always find a way to make yourself the center of attention.
21. Sometimes you can be a little overdramatic, but it’s part of your charm.
22. You know the secret to dealing with an awkward situation is BOOZE!
23. You know that conformity is for basics.
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- Caitlyn Jenner told President Trump his administration's rollback of protections for transgender kids was a "disaster" 😳
- Uber's CEO met with more than 100 female engineers on Thursday to discuss sexism and harassment allegations at the company.
- Beyoncé is backing out of Coachella under doctors' advice. But she plans to headline the festival again in 2018 😭🐝