1. On calling your mom:
Just got off Facetime with my Mom to ask how to sort my clothes for laundry. I have completely nooo idea how to do it hahaha! #adultingfail
2. On mentors:
I need a successful adult to show me how to adult. An adultier adult. #YaFeel #AdultingIsHard
3. On buying home appliances:
Yesterday we got a vacuum and we felt so adult, but then we got home and realized it's a steam cleaner, not a vacuum. 😐 #adultingfail
4. On being an alert homeowner:
Couldn't figure out why it was so hot in my apartment. Then I realized I left the oven on... 😳 #AdultingFail
5. On quick clean solutions:
I just hand washed and blow dried a panty bc I haven't been doing laundry for weeks #adultingfail
6. On being frugal:
People my age are buying houses and cars and I'm over here like, "Whoa, $3 shipping!? Too rich for my blood!" #truth #adultingfail
7. On tough decisions:
couldn't decide between Mexican and Italian for dinner, so I had spaghetti with chips and guac #adultingfail
8. On balanced dinners:
Just had Raisin Bran for dinner & Fruit Loops for dessert. #adultingfail
9. On fiscal responsibility:
When you make sure to make lunch to save $ and then buy Starbucks. #fail #adultingishard
10. On marriage:
$0.16 in my bank account. I think you'll now understand my plan to marry for money, not love. #adultinghard #needabudget
11. On cooking:
I tried to cook a roast in the crockpot overnight, but when I woke up at 6 this morning to go check it, it hadn't cooked at all.... I thought maybe my crockpot wasn't working, but then I realized I had accidentally plugged in the blender instead of the crockpot 😂 #adultingishard
12. On being resourceful:
Definitely just poured milk straight into my cereal box. New level of lazy? #adulting #adultingfail #luckcharms #cerealfordinner
13. On religion:
If the big man upstairs could send down a hint as to what I'm meant to be doing in life right now, that'd be great. #adultingishard
14. On eating vegetables:
I make food full of veggies and then pick half of them out while I'm eating and feed them to the dog. #adultingfail
15. On knowing what you've got stocked in your fridge:
Everything in my fridge contains either alcohol or mold. #adultingfail
16. On time management:
today, I ate a slice of pizza in the shower before work #adulting
17. On meal prep:
I packed a can of pears, can of refried beans, and a spork for lunch today #adultingfail
18. On remembering the important things:
Why can I remember every word to any @britneyspears song, but NEVER remember when my bills are due. #AdultingIsHard
19. And finally, on getting advice:
Me at 18: Don’t tell me how to love my life. Me at 29: I am now open to suggestions. #grownish #adultingishard