1. That even when shit hits the fan, there is nothing a glass or two (or a bottle) of wine won't fix.
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2. Why say anything when you can let a powerful side-eye...
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3. ...or the even more judgmental disapproving stare speak for you.
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See how Betty expertly did both in a single conversation.
4. It's imperative that you should always be able to throw a side-eye, no matter what you're doing.
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5. When it comes to men, they should always chase you and not the other way around.
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Or at least make them think it.
6. You don't have time for your kids' shit.
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7. There will be times that you will just have to lay down the law with your kids.
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Especially if they publicly embarrass you.
8. But sometimes it's important to not give a single-fuck what your kids do.
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~cool mom~
9. Show those receipts and call a bitch out if they try put you down.
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10. It's necessary to give the neighbors something to be jealous and gossip about.
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A little insinuation never hurt anybody.
11. If you're going to fight, always have the upper hand and set the rules.
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12. Have a masterful resting bitchface...
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...because it makes your smile that much more important and compelling.
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13. Allow yourself to indulge.
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14. It's important to release stress.
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15. Always look impeccable...
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16. ...even when doing something as mundane as gardening.
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Glamour is the best way to slay the haters.
17. Don't be afraid to let people know that you're OVER IT.
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"BYE."
18. And don't be afraid to confront someone to let them know that YOU ARE NOT THE ONE.
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19. And finally, sometimes you've just got to give no fucks and just take matters into your own hands.
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Neighbors pigeons causing a problem for your family? Grab a gun and take them down, 'cause nobody messes with you and your loved ones.
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