1.Brad riding that exercise bike like he is under the scornful eye of Olivia Newton-John in the "Physical" video.
2.Only Brad could (barely) pull off both a large headband (that perfectly holds back his lightly tousled hair) and a cut up tank top.
3.Speaking of cut up tank tops, I think this one was bitten by a shark.
4.I guess he did wear T-shirts, but only if they coordinated with his shorts.
5.Going for the tough guy, Richard Grieco on 21 Jump Street look.
6.Open shirt + windblown hair = An essential teen pinup pose.
7.Wearing the same leather jacket a current day Boca retiree wears to bingo.
8.No shirt, fedora, and overalls; Brad is bringing some New Kids on the Block realness to this photo.
9.Never mind that 1960s bathroom wallpaper he is wearing as a shirt, and just look at that perfectly coiffed late '80s hair, which is nicely framed by an oversized blazer.
10.Speaking of perfect hair, check out his glamorous soccer-mom hair.
11.Brad working the bad boy at the gym look.
12.Two words: Bolo tie.
13.Looking a bit like a dork (OK really dorky) while embracing his teen idol status.
14.I don't know why he is dressed like a little kid, circa 1991? But OK.