2. You have an irrational hate toward Mondays.
3. And life in general.
4. You’ve had an uncomfortable sex dream about a co-worker.
5. You’re most productive when you’re not at work.
8. And destroying company property.
11. You’re tempted to see just how honest you can be at a performance evaluation.
- Bomb threats were called into Jewish centers in at least 13 states today, making it the fifth wave of threats since January.
- The suspect in a Kansas shooting that left an Indian man dead thought he was shooting Iranians, and the FBI is investigating as a possible hate crime.
- The trans sister of a Trump inauguration singer must be allowed to use the restroom that fits her gender ID, a judge ruled.
- Elon Musk announced that his SpaceX company will send two tourists around the moon by 2018 🚀🌝