1. Yuk It Up With Urkel! the essential book to help you learn Urkel jokes and sayings. Guaranteed to make you the life of the party (if that party took place in 1991). 2. View-master: Because you need to see Urkel and the Winslow family in 3-D. Via ebay.com Buy it here. 3. Are you brown-bagging your lunch? Upgrade with this snazzy Urkel lunchbox. Via imgur.com 4. Also, don't forget to coordinate your lunchbox with this cool-ass backpack. The best way to carry around your laptop and other life essentials. Via igotpolo.blogspot.com 5. Do you remember the Urkel dance? No. Well here is a board game to help you learn. Via etsy.com 6. Of course there is always art. Grab your crayons and create instant art for your home. Via bonanza.com Buy it here. 7. Colorforms! Nothing better than dressing up Urkel in wild outfits... Via ebay.com Buy it here. 8. ...except creating "hundreds of nerdy looks" with your Urkel Fashion Plates. Via ebay.com Buy it here. 9. The best way to start your day: Via mrbreakfast.com OK, eating 20-year-old cereal might not be a good idea. But having it in your pantry is an easy upgrade. 10. And the best way to wind down your day? Why building a puzzle of course. Via etsy.com 11. And if you really want to relax after a long day, listen to the soothing sounds of the Talking Steve Urkel doll. His nasally voice will lull you to sleep. etsy.com etsy.com 12. Once it is time to sleep, you will want to wrap yourself in this 100% goose down comforter (aka 100% polyester sleeping bag) and you will get a good nights sleep. etsy.com etsy.com Plus you'll be as cool as Cartman.