8 Unbelievable Beer Signs

If this isn't a rule, it should be: If it isn't a beer special, don't believe anything you read on a beer sign. These are proof.

1. Michael on the Keys

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An absolutely golden trio with a fish-out-of-water story.

2. Reversal

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Yes, actually, it is.

3. Ouch.

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Or, if you'd prefer, you can insert the name of any other public figure who can't seem to stay faithful.

4. Sounds legit.

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His version of "Don't Cry for me Argentina" is something that should probably not be heard. Ever.

5. I'm in.

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There shouldn't be much for that dog to laugh at on that night.

6. Culture Clash

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Jeff Daniels is a solid musician in addition to his acting, but I'm not certain this is in his wheelhouse.

7. The night of Game 1:

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Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey.

8. Everyone gets a turn.

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Because that's how you end a post.