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Michelle Obama Monkey Picture Removed

The Michelle Obama Monkey Picture has been removed from the blog Hot Girls, and will disappear from Google Image Search. Maybe. I didn't even know about this, but apparently if you searched for Michelle Obama on Google Images, the first hit was the Monkey Picture.

Brett Singer • 9 years ago

Do You Hate Sarah Palin Because She Lost Her Baby Weight?

That's what Laura Ingraham and two other ladies think. Really? That's the reason?

Brett Singer • 9 years ago

Boy Brings Cocaine To Day Care, Girl Eats It

Drug dealer dad hides cocaine in his son's coat, said it was candy. Kid brought it to day care and a girl ate it. She's OK, but jeez. The guy said he was sorry.

Brett Singer • 9 years ago

Man Accused of Slapping Toddler at Walmart

Roger Stephens was at a Walmart in Atlanta, Georgia when he heard a 2-year-old girl crying. So he allegedly smacked her four times in order to "shut her up." Don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

Brett Singer • 10 years ago

Half Price Abortions With Student ID in China

Pro-choice, sure. Selling abortions like beer? Um...

Brett Singer • 10 years ago

Nipple Tassels On Toddler Shirt

The description says "something for the evening." Oh, the witticisms. The designer says it's a "protest." Yeah, right.

Brett Singer • 10 years ago

Obama Undies For Baby

Before you buy, take note: his face will be on your kids' butt. Think about it.

Brett Singer • 10 years ago

Creepy Vintage Ads With Kids

Ahh! Demon Child! Selling products!

Brett Singer • 10 years ago

Why Was Mom Tasered? No Reason

"Mom Tasered in front of kids 'posed no threat'" - so why was she tasered? Cuz she mouthed off to a cop. Video report from The Today Show, including shots of her being tasered.

Brett Singer • 10 years ago

Video of the Breastfeeding Doll

Video of the now infamous breastfeeding doll. Oh the horror!

Brett Singer • 10 years ago

Mom Poisoned Her Breastmilk To Get Dad's Attention

Oregon mom Sarah Rose Dillard-Lubin is accused of adding morphine to her breastmilk after she pumped and then feeding it to her 2-month-old daughter. Why? To get the father to pay more attention to them. This was her second time doing this, the first was a different kid, different dad, and in L.A.

Brett Singer • 10 years ago

Is Barack Obama Your Binky?

Luckily the current political climate in the United States of America is calm and rational. Who could possibly have a problem with this image? Um...

Brett Singer • 10 years ago

Driver Finds Toddler in the Road

A 14-month-old boy was crawling in the road after wandering out of his house. Rachel Downey was driving by and spotted the tot. "Look honey! A stray! Can we keep him?"

Brett Singer • 10 years ago

Mermaid Sighted in Israel

A lot of people in the Israeli municipality of Kiryat Yam, near Haifa, are claiming that they have seen a mermaid. "Many people are telling us they are sure they’ve seen a mermaid and they are all independent of each other," council spokesman Natti Zilberman told Sky News. Well then it must be true!

Brett Singer • 10 years ago

New Jersey Pimp Had A Throne

Allen Brown called himself Prince, but wasn't named for The Artist Formerly Known As. Brown was allegedly running a horrible prostitution ring with the help of his mother and other family members. He also had a throne in his living room. I think he also owned a crown. Nice work if you can get it.

Brett Singer • 10 years ago

100 Things Your Children Will Never Do Or See

Rotary dial phones. 8-tracks. Jokes about Jimmy Hoffa. Stuff your kids won't understand.

Brett Singer • 10 years ago

New Snuggies For Kids And Dogs

At long last -- a Snuggie for your kids and your dog. Because both of them need a blanket with sleeves. Right?

Brett Singer • 10 years ago

Interview With The Folsom Prison Blues Kid Guitar Teacher

My guest this week is Rob Hampton of Heartwood Guitar Instruction, the man who taught Wesley, aka The Five Year Old Who Sings Folsom Prison Blues. Today at 12pm EST on BlogTalkRadio.

Brett Singer • 10 years ago

A Breastfeeding Doll? WTF?

Yes, you heard right. I wish it was a joke, and maybe it is and I didn’t notice. But all signs point to this being real. There's a strap on apparatus with flowers over the nipples. Odd.

Brett Singer • 10 years ago

Michael Jackson's Hair To Be Turned Into Gems

Diamonds. In a lab. Hair that got burned off while filming that Pepsi ad. Some guy grabbed it while putting out the fire. No. Really. Also: Sarah Palin steps down, and guinea pigs sell lots of tickets, in... Morning News!

Brett Singer • 10 years ago