The Michelle Obama Monkey Picture has been removed from the blog Hot Girls, and will disappear from Google Image Search. Maybe. I didn't even know about this, but apparently if you searched for Michelle Obama on Google Images, the first hit was the Monkey Picture.
That's what Laura Ingraham and two other ladies think. Really? That's the reason?
Drug dealer dad hides cocaine in his son's coat, said it was candy. Kid brought it to day care and a girl ate it. She's OK, but jeez. The guy said he was sorry.
Roger Stephens was at a Walmart in Atlanta, Georgia when he heard a 2-year-old girl crying. So he allegedly smacked her four times in order to "shut her up." Don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.
The description says "something for the evening." Oh, the witticisms. The designer says it's a "protest." Yeah, right.
Before you buy, take note: his face will be on your kids' butt. Think about it.
"Mom Tasered in front of kids 'posed no threat'" - so why was she tasered? Cuz she mouthed off to a cop. Video report from The Today Show, including shots of her being tasered.
Oregon mom Sarah Rose Dillard-Lubin is accused of adding morphine to her breastmilk after she pumped and then feeding it to her 2-month-old daughter. Why? To get the father to pay more attention to them. This was her second time doing this, the first was a different kid, different dad, and in L.A.
Luckily the current political climate in the United States of America is calm and rational. Who could possibly have a problem with this image? Um...
A 14-month-old boy was crawling in the road after wandering out of his house. Rachel Downey was driving by and spotted the tot. "Look honey! A stray! Can we keep him?"
A lot of people in the Israeli municipality of Kiryat Yam, near Haifa, are claiming that they have seen a mermaid. "Many people are telling us they are sure they’ve seen a mermaid and they are all independent of each other," council spokesman Natti Zilberman told Sky News. Well then it must be true!
Allen Brown called himself Prince, but wasn't named for The Artist Formerly Known As. Brown was allegedly running a horrible prostitution ring with the help of his mother and other family members. He also had a throne in his living room. I think he also owned a crown. Nice work if you can get it.
Rotary dial phones. 8-tracks. Jokes about Jimmy Hoffa. Stuff your kids won't understand.
At long last -- a Snuggie for your kids and your dog. Because both of them need a blanket with sleeves. Right?
My guest this week is Rob Hampton of Heartwood Guitar Instruction, the man who taught Wesley, aka The Five Year Old Who Sings Folsom Prison Blues. Today at 12pm EST on BlogTalkRadio.
Yes, you heard right. I wish it was a joke, and maybe it is and I didn’t notice. But all signs point to this being real. There's a strap on apparatus with flowers over the nipples. Odd.
Diamonds. In a lab. Hair that got burned off while filming that Pepsi ad. Some guy grabbed it while putting out the fire. No. Really. Also: Sarah Palin steps down, and guinea pigs sell lots of tickets, in... Morning News!