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    This Is What Happens When You Make A Fake OkCupid Using Only A Sexy EDM Girl And Maya Angelou Quotes

    I have been making Fake OkCupids for some time now and posting them on my Tumblr, "Brett Davis" (which is my name). This time I decided to hand over the reigns. It is truly my honor to present the following OkCupid profile (and for the very first time, correspondences with other OkCupid users), written ENTIRELY by the esteemed poet and writer, Dr. Maya Angelou:

    OkCupid User: heymisterDJ

    18 / F / Bisexual / Single

    Van Nuys, California

    My self-summary

    I am a Woman

    Phenomenally.

    Phenomenal Woman,

    that's me.

    What I'm doing with my life

    My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.

    I'm really good at

    Poetry is music for the human voice. Until you actually speak it or someone speaks it, it has not come into its own.

    The six things I could never do without

    Peace, My Brother.

    Peace, My Sister.

    Peace, My Soul.

    I spend a lot of time thinking about

    A story went the rounds about a San Franciscan white matron who refused to sit beside a Negro civilian on the streetcar, even after he made room for her on the seat. Her explanation was that she would not sit beside a draft dodger who was a Negro as well. She added that the least he could do was fight for his country the way her son was fighting on Iwo Jima. The story said that the man pulled his body away from the window to show an armless sleeve. He said quietly and with great dignity, "Then ask your son to look around for my arm, which I left over there."

    The most private thing I'm willing to admit

    There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you.

    I'm looking for

    Guys who like girls

    Ages 18–22

    Near me

    For casual sex

    You should message me if

    When a person shows who they really are, believe them. I do not trust people who don't love themselves and yet tell me, 'I love you.' There is an African saying which is: Be careful when a naked person offers you a shirt.

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