Response to This Dad Gave His Kids The Worst Gifts Ever, And Their Reaction Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity:
I did that to my 10 year old brother-in-law on his birthday last year. My husband and I wrapped up a potato in the most elaborate wrapping ever and got him all excited for it. As he was opening it and we were preparing ourselves for him to flip shit he says “THIS FEELS LIKE A PEAR, IT BETTER NOT BE A PEAR!”.
Finally he takes the last bit of paper off and goes “HOLY SHIT IT’S A POTATO! OH MY GOD YES!” and ran and drew a willy on it and called it ‘Steve’. We were in stitches because we expected him to be pissed off about it and he was over the moon excited. When his mum tried to show him the bicycle she bought him (his very first!) he was all “Yeah yeah, I’m going back to Steve [the potato]…”
There isasignificant lack of my father’s fucking kick ass rock photos here.