A Definitive Ranking Of Michael Clifford's Hair Colors

Don't fight me on this.

So we all know that 5 Seconds of Summer's Michael Clifford is the king of hair dye.

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Fans regularly worry Michael will lose all his hair because of his excessive hair-dyeing habits.

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MICHAELS HAIR IM CRYING MICHAEL CLIFFORD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOURE BALD

01:58 AM - 12 Jun 2015

nadia @dankissesphil

so is michael clifford bald yet

04:18 AM - 14 Jun 2015

Sam Sparks @samohrainbow

Michael clifford please take care of your god damn hair. I want to meet you before you turn bald god damnit

04:01 PM - 07 Jun 2015

So it only seemed natural to rank his greatest hair colors before he goes bald. The following list may spark the next world war, but you should know a lot of thought was put into this and I am right and you are wrong.

12. Brown

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Look people, we are in this for the crazy colors alright.

11. Orange

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Although this hue was short-lived, we will #neverforget

10. Green

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HEAR ME OUT. Of all the glorious colors this hero has dyed his hair, green just didn't flatter him the way other shades did. Forgive me.

9. Bright Blue

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The pale blue is far superior to this bright blue.

8. Pale Blue

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SEE?!

7. Galaxy

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*contemplates life*

6. Black and White

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The eyeliner may or may not have influenced my ranking.

5. Bright Pink

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Tough decisions had to be made and I am feeling v distraught about it.

4. Red

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LOOK AT THIS MAJESTIC TOMATO MAN

3. Black

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So ~angsty~

2. Blonde

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CAN YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING

1. Lilac

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R.I.P. ME