Passover: 8 Nights Of Cardboard As Told By GIFs

Passover is always not that bad until it starts. Don't worry though, you're not alone in this journey towards freedom (or bread, but like same thing).

All you want is a bagel, but you can't have it.

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Matzah with butter or matzah with cream cheese? Neither seems appetizing.

The seder starts off great with the poppin' tunes of Pesach

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And mom starts getting a little bit too excited about the latest rendition of "These Are A Few Of Our Passover Things"

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All you want is some of that matzah ball soup that smells soooo good.

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But you're gonna have to wait. You still need to hear about how we went from being slaves to free or whatever.

The realization settles in that it's going to be a long night.

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Drinking wine is a mitzvah on Passover anyway, so like why not work on your tolerance while you're at it.

Then it's time for the 4 questions. Why is this night different from all other ones?

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You realize that no longer having to sit at a separate kids table doesn't disqualify you from having to sing in front of all of your relatives.

Your worst nightmares come true.

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You didn't mean to get joy out of the suffering of the Egyptians, but like come on Manischewitz is tasty you can't be blamed.

You wonder: who is Elijah and why does he never show up at the seder.

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Korech arrives. You get so excited that the meals almost here that you feel like celebrating by taking a risk.

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Immediate regrets follow.

You FINALLY make it to the meal. AMEN.

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One word: overwhelmed. Matzah kugel, matzah souffle, matzah muffins. So much matzah, so little room on your plate.

Fill your plate up, and pay the consequences.

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Matztahpation hits you real hard

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The struggle has become all too real.

Do you think anyone is in the mood to sing after they just ate half their weight in brisket?

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Sry, no. #1 reason to have the seder at your house.

Dessert time!

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If you're looking for something tasty and delicious, look elsewhere.

You feel like a million bucks when you find the afikomen.

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Only someone as smart of you could figure out that your uncle was hiding it in his shirt pocket the whole time.

You try to make the most of what you've got, but it just doesn't seem to be working out.

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Who designed matzah with ridges so it would break from the weight of butter and a plastic knife? Just so inefficient.

People like to think they're not Ashkenazi to get away with things

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Like really, your grandparents are from Europe. Man up, legumes are for the weak.

All your non-Jewish friends just have no sympathy

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"It's not that bad, I don't know why you guys complain all the time," they exclaim as they take a bite of their cheesy crust-stuffed pizza.

But then it gets even more rough when you get home after a night out on the town and try to order some cheesy bread

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Guess its cardboard pizza for the 50th time this week, if you're not too lazy to make it for yourself.

At this point you've just had it with the holiday.

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A full extra day of matzah while my friends on vaca in Israel are eating falafel and pita. Seriously though, this should be an advertising ploy to make Aliyah.

But then faster than you can say "chametz", you realize you've made it.

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Hamotzi Lechem, betches. WE OUT MATZAH SEE YOU NEVER!!!! (or like, in a year or whatever.)