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Texas Governor Greg Abbott signed into law today a bill requiring all kindergartners to carry weapons.
"We believe that this will result in the increased safety of our children," Governor Abbott said.
Critics claim that gun battles could erupt over sippy cups or sharing LEGOs.
"These criticisms are silly," Governor Abbott responded, "we are mandating that these toddlers receive complete gun safety training, along with their finger painting lessons."
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