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    Donald Trump's Hair Secedes From His Head; Announces Candidacy As A Democrat

    Today Donald Trump's hair announced its secession from his head and its intentions of running for President as a Democrat

    BrayingJackCass
    by BrayingJackCass

    Community Contributor

    In a major news event in NYC today, Donald Trump's hair stated that it would run independently of Mr. Trump as a Democrat in the 2016 Presidential primaries.


    "I can no longer sit idly by on his head as he makes these blatantly racist remarks," his hair said. "It ruffles me to no end when I hear these comments."


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