Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio has announced the arrest of a man interested in diddling a horse. The Pennsylvania man traveled to Arizona with the intent of fucking a horse, per the Sheriff.
"No one is fucking any horses in Maricopa County under my watch," Arpaio stated. "They can fly to Texas and fuck as many horses as they want, but I'm cracking down on that kind of stuff here."
The Sheriff has also made it clear that he won't have any goat, pig, or sheep fucking on his watch, "My staff won't rest until everyone who wants to fuck a barnyard animal is put behind bars."
Sheriff Arpaio has recently lost several court decisions where he was told to stop targeting minorities for stops to check their immigration status. Left with more time on his hands, boredom has apparently set in for the Sheriff's department in Maricopa County.
"We will use every resource available to us to curtail the fucking of horses, pigs, goats, sheep, chickens, and squirrels," the Sheriff said, getting away from himself on that last one.
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