Teenagers
It may be noon before they roll out of bed, but they do work…. sometimes. Between pulling the hair out of their eyes and fumbling around the house they do find a way to make it to a job.
Microwaves
Airplanes
What do you want in a fight versus gravity? A big, heavy, metal object that goes super fast. It’s a good thing we’re not afraid of falling out of the sky at 30,000 feet, right?
5Fingers Toe Shoes
Your back hurting from running? You should probably ditch those running shoes and run bare foot. That’s what people have done for thousands of years.
Trick or Treat
You’re telling me that I can say “trick or treat” and you’ll give me candy? Like I can get a snickers from you? And your neighbor will give me one too? Count me in!