12 Things That Kimmy Schmidt Needs To Know Now That She's Out Of That Bunker

"Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt" is a new Netflix original series about a woman (Ellie Kemper) who was trapped in an underground bunker for 15 years. A lot has changed since then. Here are a few things that Kimmy needs to know. (I am a member of the Netflix #StreamTeam.)

1. You can't buy a gallon of gas with the change in your ashtray anymore.

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Some folks have actually had to take out bank loans to fill up their tanks.

2. Britney Spears is a mom.

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Not only that, but she's the mother of TWO. Oops, she did it again.

3. Electric cars are really a thing.

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Gas prices might be crazy, but you can always just get yourself a Leaf or a Tesla (well, if you're a rich startup founder).

4. Bill Cosby is no longer America's favorite dad.

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You've been through enough, girl. Just take my word for it.

5. We don't do dial up internet. Now it’s all about wi-fi.

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And you should get really pissed if a place doesn't have it.

6. Nobody hangs in chat rooms anymore.

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Now we all just overshare in public on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat.

7. Pound signs are now hashtags.

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And regretfully, they're not related to hashbrowns.

8. Blockbuster Video is gone.

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Ain't nobody got time to rewind.

9. The Real World is still on.

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The cast is just much, much younger.

10. You'll probably meet your future husband on the internet.

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Meeting someone at a bar is so 1999.

11. Destiny's Child broke up.

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And now Beyoncé runs the world.

12. The President is Black.

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No, really. The actual President of the actual United States Of America is Black. Seriously!