1. Friends, it has been a trying year. However, we're finally at Thanksgiving, which means one thing: the return of #thanksgivingclapbacks.
Aunt: Why you let ur kids text at the table? Me: How your man "working late" with no job? #thanksgivingclapback
2. So as you sit down with your family for perhaps the most awkward series of conversations you'll have this year, take a look at how a few other people are dealing with it all.
You keep eating like that you gonna get fat Me:I see you speak from experience #ThanksGivingClapback
3. There's that ready-made response to your Aunt:
Aunt: you really need to raise your grades Me: you really need to raise your kids #thanksgivingclapback
4. Or to anyone questioning your diet:
"you still vegan?" "you still ugly?" #ThanksgivingClapBack
5. Here's how to respond to anyone questioning your choice in partner:
aunt: "it's wrong for you to have a boyfriend" me: "you would know, ya got ten of them yourself. Tell #7 I said hi"… https://t.co/ra3Q8bZvhj
6. And here's what to say if anyone tries dragging you for enjoying the food:
Uncle: You gonna save some food for the rest of us? Me: Idk you gonna save that hairline of yours?..… https://t.co/NZbfkL7FCz
7. Here's what you can say to the cheapskate in the family:
grandma: *brings shitty wine* "it's chardonnay" dad: "actually I think that's shittonay" #thanksgivingclapback
8. And to whoever it is that seems to blame everything wrong about their own life on you:
Tonight @ dinner: "I used to be skinny until I had you." "I was only responsible for the 7lbs. Not the other 300." 🔥 #ThanksgivingClapback
9. Here's what you can say when someone critiques your possessions:
"You parked all on the curb!!" "You can do that when you got a car!" #ThanksgivingClapback
10. Or how you go about saying your prayers:
Cousin: Why its taking you so long to say grace? Grandma: Why its taking you so long to find a place?… https://t.co/wKGVtp664o
11. Or your lack of a boyfriend:
aunt: hey olivia where's ur boyfriend me: hey susan where's ur stable income #thanksgivingclapback
12. And here's an easy response to your aunt sayin' your mom doesn't know what she's doing:
aunt to my mom: your child's always on her phone. me: your child's always on her knees. #thanksgivingclapback
13. Life choices are yours to make, so remember how to respond if anyone forgets that:
Cousin: you're already engaged? You're only 19 Me: You got two kids and your man still don't wanna marry you?… https://t.co/RRWTlECbn6
14. And don't you gotta run out and get a job just because your entire family is dragging you over it.
Aunt: You still aint got a job yet?😒 Me: You still livin off ya kids child support? #thanksgivingclapback
15. Here's how to deal with friendly political discussion at the dinner table:
Aunt: who did you vote for? Me: Hillary Aunt: she's a cheater and a liar Me: just like your husband #thanksgivingclapback
16. And finally, here's how to deal with just about everything that could happen:
A Thanksgiving Clapback 😂 #HappyThanksgiving #ThanksgivingWithBlackFamilies #ThanksgivingClapback