Not Content With Stealing The Flat White, Starbucks Adds Pumpkin

    Ho ho fuckin' ho.

    At the beginning of this year Starbucks announced it would be introducing the much-loved Australian/New Zealand creation, the flat white, to America.

    Bolder than a latte. Meet the new #FlatWhite.

    And now they're stepping it up a notch, by introducing the Pumpkin Flat White™.

    The official name of the drink is the Holiday Spice Flat White. But everyone knows what it really is: an attempt at a flat white with some pumpkin shit added in.

    Nothing warms the heart like the holidays, so we created a drink that tastes like them. #HolidaySpiceFlatWhite

    Reviews have been... mixed.

    White as fuck but true: holiday flat white is better than a pumpkin spice latte.

    Holiday Pumpkin Spice Flat White? No.

    The holiday spice flat white is literally just like a pumpkin spice latte???????? The fuck you tryna kid Starbucks??????????

    I rarely post selfies, but here's me picking up a pumpkin spice flat white at a @starbucks in Boston

    The new pumpkin flat white is the absolute best drink at Starbucks right now!

    pumpkin flat white is a disappointment 2/5 stars :(((

    "It tastes like a spicy liquid pumpkin pie or something," - @MarkIronsMusic's expert analysis of my @Starbucks Holiday Spice Flat White

    Dear America: please stop.