1.Australia looks like a goddamn POSTCARD 24/7. This is the Painted Desert in South Australia. You'd be excused for thinking this was the set for the latest Star Wars, but you'd be wrong. This is some #NoFilter beauty.
2.Or maybe you like a li'l more sand with your desert. Understandable. Take a gander at Perry Sand Hills.
3.Don't like the desert? That's cool. Here's the Hunter Valley in New South Wales. Here, you can chill out in luxury sippin' on rosé like royalty.
4.This is just ONE angle of the Glass House Mountains in Queensland. Not bad, huh? NOT BAD AT ALL.
5.Western Australia is LITERALLY AMAZING. It *WILL* bring amazement upon your face.
6.And Lake Hillier IS A LITERAL PINK LAKE. !PINK! THAT'S WORTH SEEING. THAT'S MORE THAN WORTH SEEING - THAT'S INCREDIBLE.
7.Like gorges? OF COURSE YOU DO! The Katherine is honestly *the* most beautiful gorge you'll ever see. It's gorge-ous. lol.
8.The Kimberly? Yeah, that's probably worth checking out as well.
9.Sick of walking to the train station before work, only to show up sweaty, tired, and over it? WELL. WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A HOLIDAY AND CHECK OUT CLAUSTRAL CANYONS IN THE BLUE MOUNTAINS?!?!
10.Hell, go off-shore for a while and check out Lord Howe Island. Do it. You won't regret it.
11.Or check out Mount Wellington in Tasmania. Like, seriously, you should check these places out.
12.Flinders Ranges is a goddamn oil painting you can walk through. Wouldn't you like to do that?
13.And you can go to Fraser Island and pretend you're TREASURE HUNTING.
14.Spend some time spelunking (not really) in Jenolan Caves.
15.If you're bored (you won't be) and need something to do, just tilt your head up and look at the sky.
16.Sick of the boring grey mountains from wherever the hell you're from? Try the Blue Mountains.
17.Wanna do something truly GREAT? No place better to start than the GREAT BARRIER REEF.
18.Check out some national parks, why don't you?
19.Or the Yarra Ranges. I dare you. I double dare you.
20.Head on down to Tasmania and take in the Painted Cliffs. Because you can, and because you should. It's good. Promise.
21.Check out the Abrolhos Islands, too.
22.And the Daintree Rainforest in Queensland. Go on. Do it.
23.And if you wanna see **real Australia** we have that too! In real Australia!
24.So. Seriously, and without a hint of sarcasm. Australia is beautiful, Australia is wild, and Australia is waiting for you. Do it.