1. You're just a regular person with a habit.
2. And of all the habits to have, singing to yourself isn't THAT bad.
3. You wake up some mornings and you ALREADY have a song stuck in your head.
4. And you have NO IDEA how. It's probably a song you last heard years ago.
5. The only way you can cope is to sing the little riff that's cycling around in your mind.
6. And people get frustrated.
7. And it's like, dude...
8. First off, I'm a great singer.
9. Secondly, this is a great song.
10. SO you should be happy to hear me singing it.
11. But they don't understand.
12. "You're always singing," they say.
13. "What's the song of the day today?"
14. Hardi-fucking-harrrrr.
15. The worst thing that can happen to you as someone who loves singing all the time is meeting someone who ALSO likes singing all the time.
16. Then it's just like, shut up – I'm trying to sing.
17. But otherwise, it's a pretty sweet gig. Keep on singing, my fellow perma-singers!
