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First thing's first, you probably have hayfever.
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And you spend your days fantasising about a cool winter breeze.
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People make fun of you for not being ~tan~.
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And your love of hot coffee is stifled by the 30+ degree weather.
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All your friends go to the beach and you're just like:
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You own little summer clothing, as you attempt to deny the season's existence.
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People ask you to go outside and **DO** things, but all you can think about is the awful, no good heat.
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You long for a casserole, or soup or a hearty, warm-your-soul meal – but the weather is just too DAMN HOT.
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Everyone is constantly throwin' guilt on you to get you to come outside.
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But you know it's not worth it.
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...And everything smells more...
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...Because everyone **sweats** more.
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...And you don't understand how ANYONE can get a good night's sleep without air conditioning blasting on full.
HOLD ON, MY FELLOW WINTER LOVERS. IT'S NOT LONG NOW.
