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14 Struggles Of Being An Australian Who Doesn't Like Summer

Excuse me brb just gonna go fantasise about a cool winter breeze.

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1. First thing's first, you probably have hayfever.

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Which, on top of the heat, the sweat, the humidity and the pain of everyone **enjoying** themselves outside, ruins summer.

2. And you spend your days fantasising about a cool winter breeze.

3. People make fun of you for not being ~tan~.

But that's okay, because it's a sin to be tan.

4. And your love of hot coffee is stifled by the 30+ degree weather.

5. All your friends go to the beach and you're just like:

6. You own little summer clothing, as you attempt to deny the season's existence.

7. People ask you to go outside and **DO** things, but all you can think about is the awful, no good heat.

8. You long for a casserole, or soup or a hearty, warm-your-soul meal – but the weather is just too DAMN HOT.

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9. Everyone is constantly throwin' guilt on you to get you to come outside.

10. But you know it's not worth it.

11. There's chafing...

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12. ...And everything smells more...

13. ...Because everyone **sweats** more.

14. ...And you don't understand how ANYONE can get a good night's sleep without air conditioning blasting on full.

HOLD ON, MY FELLOW WINTER LOVERS. IT'S NOT LONG NOW.

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