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What Is The Best Mr G Quote?

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  1. What is the best Mr G. Quote?

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    "This is the big show I did last year - Tsunamarama - which was about the Tsunami tragedy. Set to the music of Bananarama."
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    "Coffee, coffee, coffee before we teach-ee teach-ee."
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    "I did 'Cats' - it was just a cabaret, a one man."
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    "Welcome to the magical world of drama!"
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    "We allow them to play with the normal kids at recess and lunch."
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    "(Hugs Toby's shoulders) This sort of thing is fine. (Hugs Toby's ass) That sort of thing -- not fine. Fine. Not fine."
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    "Welcome to Mr. G's room, G's room, G's room. Welcome to Mr. G's room, come inside...and take your shoes off, find a spot on the floor."
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    "Thank God you're here! I've been shot."
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    "Thank God you're here. Where have you been, bitch?"
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    "Spin around, Chinaman. Spin around, spin around."
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    "Slap the butcher!"
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    "They have some interesting moves that I've never seen before in normal people. Their bodies move in a different way. "
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    "Bully Elliot" earlier this year was wonderful. They had a boy over there that was bashed into a coma after a bullying incident. And one of the drama teachers wrote a musical about it."
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    "Celine is one of the smartest dogs you will ever meet."
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    "Thank God you're here. Grandma's been raped."
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    "That's one of our staff who has cancer. She's been dead for ages."
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    "I don't want you touching my food, and I don't want to live in your filth."
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    "I'm director of performing arts. Spread it."
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    "The staff is really excited too. Everybody's giving me a little eyebrow raise when I'm walking up the corridor, when usually they look away."
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    "About four years ago I did a show called 'Downloadin' which is a musical about a computer that falls in love with its owner.
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    "She's what the kids would call a slut, which is a terrible thing to say about someone who's just died, but apparently there's no denying she was one."
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    "I can't think of a better way to commemorate a student's life than to write a musical about them!"
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    "She's a party girl with a bad habit. A bad habit for drugs."
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    "Ecstasy. Ecstasy. E. E. E. E. Ecstasy."
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    "I'm known around the school for having an above average sense of smell..."
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    "I like to sniff the kids most mornings just randomly in the corridors, checking for various odours: cigarette smoke, graffiti pens, alcohol, cannabis, that sort of thing."
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    "You have thighs like an elephant and a face like a bloody horse. Who's going to pay to see you on stage?"
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    "Caleb, more effort please. I thought black people were supposed to have rhythm."
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    "Don't let your weight drag you down, please, sweetheart."
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    "Less chatting and more stretching please. It's G-time not free time. Come on."
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    "I think for some kids it's better that they know now than find out later in life that they've got no talent. I always say that they'll thank me one day."
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    "Miss Allen from the library's got third degree burns!"
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    "There's a terrorist attacking the school! I'm serious! Get down! Get into a tiny ball, everyone!"
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    "There's a pedophile in the school! There's a pedophile in the school!"
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    "I'm finding that I'm weaving the character of Mr. G into the musical a lot more than I expected I would."
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    "They've had a life of not being good enough. Surely they know it by now... Some of the non-wheel chaired ones aren't exactly easy on the eye."
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    "Just a little bit of poo on the floor and they'd shut us down."
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    "The character of Mr. G in this new re-worked show, he's a Jesus-type figure, if you like."
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    "I tend to do the "wow" shows and every second year we do traditionals."
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    “He's bringing a sort of a masculine quality to the role, which is more in keeping with the Mr. G character."
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    “Why don't you go buy some more books for the library, or crap like that?”
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    “I'm not going to say goodbye to everyone, I don't like everyone.”
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    “Well, the big news is Celine didn't die. I didn't want her to be in the production in a wheelchair I thought that would look a bit weird so I kept it a secret til last week.”
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What is the best Mr G. Quote?
  1.  
    vote votes
    "This is the big show I did last year - Tsunamarama - which was about the Tsunami tragedy. Set to the music of Bananarama."
  2.  
    vote votes
    "Coffee, coffee, coffee before we teach-ee teach-ee."
  3.  
    vote votes
    "I did 'Cats' - it was just a cabaret, a one man."
  4.  
    vote votes
    "Welcome to the magical world of drama!"
  5.  
    vote votes
    "We allow them to play with the normal kids at recess and lunch."
  6.  
    vote votes
    "(Hugs Toby's shoulders) This sort of thing is fine. (Hugs Toby's ass) That sort of thing -- not fine. Fine. Not fine."
  7.  
    vote votes
    "Welcome to Mr. G's room, G's room, G's room. Welcome to Mr. G's room, come inside...and take your shoes off, find a spot on the floor."
  8.  
    vote votes
    "Thank God you're here! I've been shot."
  9.  
    vote votes
    "Thank God you're here. Where have you been, bitch?"
  10.  
    vote votes
    "Spin around, Chinaman. Spin around, spin around."
  11.  
    vote votes
    "Slap the butcher!"
  12.  
    vote votes
    "They have some interesting moves that I've never seen before in normal people. Their bodies move in a different way. "
  13.  
    vote votes
    "Bully Elliot" earlier this year was wonderful. They had a boy over there that was bashed into a coma after a bullying incident. And one of the drama teachers wrote a musical about it."
  14.  
    vote votes
    "Celine is one of the smartest dogs you will ever meet."
  15.  
    vote votes
    "Thank God you're here. Grandma's been raped."
  16.  
    vote votes
    "That's one of our staff who has cancer. She's been dead for ages."
  17.  
    vote votes
    "I don't want you touching my food, and I don't want to live in your filth."
  18.  
    vote votes
    "I'm director of performing arts. Spread it."
  19.  
    vote votes
    "The staff is really excited too. Everybody's giving me a little eyebrow raise when I'm walking up the corridor, when usually they look away."
  20.  
    vote votes
    "About four years ago I did a show called 'Downloadin' which is a musical about a computer that falls in love with its owner.
  21.  
    vote votes
    "She's what the kids would call a slut, which is a terrible thing to say about someone who's just died, but apparently there's no denying she was one."
  22.  
    vote votes
    "I can't think of a better way to commemorate a student's life than to write a musical about them!"
  23.  
    vote votes
    "She's a party girl with a bad habit. A bad habit for drugs."
  24.  
    vote votes
    "Ecstasy. Ecstasy. E. E. E. E. Ecstasy."
  25.  
    vote votes
    "I'm known around the school for having an above average sense of smell..."
  26.  
    vote votes
    "I like to sniff the kids most mornings just randomly in the corridors, checking for various odours: cigarette smoke, graffiti pens, alcohol, cannabis, that sort of thing."
  27.  
    vote votes
    "You have thighs like an elephant and a face like a bloody horse. Who's going to pay to see you on stage?"
  28.  
    vote votes
    "Caleb, more effort please. I thought black people were supposed to have rhythm."
  29.  
    vote votes
    "Don't let your weight drag you down, please, sweetheart."
  30.  
    vote votes
    "Less chatting and more stretching please. It's G-time not free time. Come on."
  31.  
    vote votes
    "I think for some kids it's better that they know now than find out later in life that they've got no talent. I always say that they'll thank me one day."
  32.  
    vote votes
    "Miss Allen from the library's got third degree burns!"
  33.  
    vote votes
    "There's a terrorist attacking the school! I'm serious! Get down! Get into a tiny ball, everyone!"
  34.  
    vote votes
    "There's a pedophile in the school! There's a pedophile in the school!"
  35.  
    vote votes
    "I'm finding that I'm weaving the character of Mr. G into the musical a lot more than I expected I would."
  36.  
    vote votes
    "They've had a life of not being good enough. Surely they know it by now... Some of the non-wheel chaired ones aren't exactly easy on the eye."
  37.  
    vote votes
    "Just a little bit of poo on the floor and they'd shut us down."
  38.  
    vote votes
    "The character of Mr. G in this new re-worked show, he's a Jesus-type figure, if you like."
  39.  
    vote votes
    "I tend to do the "wow" shows and every second year we do traditionals."
  40.  
    vote votes
    “He's bringing a sort of a masculine quality to the role, which is more in keeping with the Mr. G character."
  41.  
    vote votes
    “Why don't you go buy some more books for the library, or crap like that?”
  42.  
    vote votes
    “I'm not going to say goodbye to everyone, I don't like everyone.”
  43.  
    vote votes
    “Well, the big news is Celine didn't die. I didn't want her to be in the production in a wheelchair I thought that would look a bit weird so I kept it a secret til last week.”
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