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    What Is The Best Mr G Quote?

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    What is the best Mr G. Quote?
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      "This is the big show I did last year - Tsunamarama - which was about the Tsunami tragedy. Set to the music of Bananarama."
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      "Coffee, coffee, coffee before we teach-ee teach-ee."
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      "I did 'Cats' - it was just a cabaret, a one man."
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      "Welcome to the magical world of drama!"
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      "We allow them to play with the normal kids at recess and lunch."
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      "(Hugs Toby's shoulders) This sort of thing is fine. (Hugs Toby's ass) That sort of thing -- not fine. Fine. Not fine."
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      "Welcome to Mr. G's room, G's room, G's room. Welcome to Mr. G's room, come inside...and take your shoes off, find a spot on the floor."
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      "Thank God you're here! I've been shot."
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      "Thank God you're here. Where have you been, bitch?"
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      "Spin around, Chinaman. Spin around, spin around."
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      "Slap the butcher!"
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      "They have some interesting moves that I've never seen before in normal people. Their bodies move in a different way. "
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      "Bully Elliot" earlier this year was wonderful. They had a boy over there that was bashed into a coma after a bullying incident. And one of the drama teachers wrote a musical about it."
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      "Celine is one of the smartest dogs you will ever meet."
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      "Thank God you're here. Grandma's been raped."
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      "That's one of our staff who has cancer. She's been dead for ages."
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      "I don't want you touching my food, and I don't want to live in your filth."
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      "I'm director of performing arts. Spread it."
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      "The staff is really excited too. Everybody's giving me a little eyebrow raise when I'm walking up the corridor, when usually they look away."
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      "About four years ago I did a show called 'Downloadin' which is a musical about a computer that falls in love with its owner.
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      "She's what the kids would call a slut, which is a terrible thing to say about someone who's just died, but apparently there's no denying she was one."
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      "I can't think of a better way to commemorate a student's life than to write a musical about them!"
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      "She's a party girl with a bad habit. A bad habit for drugs."
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      "Ecstasy. Ecstasy. E. E. E. E. Ecstasy."
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      "I'm known around the school for having an above average sense of smell..."
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      "I like to sniff the kids most mornings just randomly in the corridors, checking for various odours: cigarette smoke, graffiti pens, alcohol, cannabis, that sort of thing."
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      "You have thighs like an elephant and a face like a bloody horse. Who's going to pay to see you on stage?"
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      "Caleb, more effort please. I thought black people were supposed to have rhythm."
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      "Don't let your weight drag you down, please, sweetheart."
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      "Less chatting and more stretching please. It's G-time not free time. Come on."
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      "I think for some kids it's better that they know now than find out later in life that they've got no talent. I always say that they'll thank me one day."
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      "Miss Allen from the library's got third degree burns!"
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      "There's a terrorist attacking the school! I'm serious! Get down! Get into a tiny ball, everyone!"
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      "There's a pedophile in the school! There's a pedophile in the school!"
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      "I'm finding that I'm weaving the character of Mr. G into the musical a lot more than I expected I would."
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      "They've had a life of not being good enough. Surely they know it by now... Some of the non-wheel chaired ones aren't exactly easy on the eye."
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      "Just a little bit of poo on the floor and they'd shut us down."
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      "The character of Mr. G in this new re-worked show, he's a Jesus-type figure, if you like."
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      "I tend to do the "wow" shows and every second year we do traditionals."
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      “He's bringing a sort of a masculine quality to the role, which is more in keeping with the Mr. G character."
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      “Why don't you go buy some more books for the library, or crap like that?”
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      “I'm not going to say goodbye to everyone, I don't like everyone.”
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      “Well, the big news is Celine didn't die. I didn't want her to be in the production in a wheelchair I thought that would look a bit weird so I kept it a secret til last week.”
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