1. It's not hard to love a mannequin.
2. They can be dogs.
3. They can be cats.
4. And they can even be cows.
5. Love baby faces but hate their stupid baby bodies? No problem.
6. Feeling patriotic? Mannequins got you covered.
7. Having a fight with your family? That's okay, because mannequins will never be angry with you.
8. Never. Ever. :)
9. You can get them in all shapes and sizes.
10. With / Without hair...
11. ...Small or tall...
12. ...Completely customizable...
13. And as artistic as you like! :)
14. Sometimes people even get mannequins designed to look like famous people!
15. "OMG is that Gwen Stefani?!?!?!" Nope! It's a mannequin silly!
16. Admittedly there a lot of "niche mannequins."
BUT WHERE DO I BUY MANNEQUINS?!?!!?!???!?!
17. The mannequin store ya big dummy!
OKAY. WELL NOW THAT I HAVE ONE WHERE DO I STORE IT?!?!?!
Anywhere ya like!!!