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TWO AND A HALF METRE SNAKE FOUND IN AUSTRALIA BECAUSE OF COURSE

Also, it's deadly.

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Australian Tourism profits are set to fall rapidly with the discovery of this WHATT THEFCUKING HUFGE SNAKE?!?!?

Newcastle and Hunter Animal Control / Via abc.net.au
Mate, this thing was huge. I don't even think I've seen one [a red-bellied black snake] half its size...There were people all around me at the time, and luckily this one didn't have a go at me. These snakes will eat brown snakes and can get pretty nasty.

THAT'S RIGHT.

THIS SNAKE EATS.

OTHER.

SNAKES.

De Looze was quick to reassure the public that there was nothing to be worried about.

WHO ARE WE KIDDING. LOOK AT IT.

Read more about this monstrosity here and here.