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16 Things All Woolworths / Coles Workers Hate Hearing

"Do you work here?"

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1. "Do you work here?"

Disney

Well I AM wearing a uniform AND a name tag AND I'm standing behind a register / stocking shelves. So yes, yes I do.

2. "You don't have it?! Fine. I'm going to Coles / Woolworths / Aldi / some other competitor."

Castlerock Records

Also applicable: "I can get that cheaper somewhere else."

3. "Hey we're really busy can you come back from your lunch break early."

Morgan Creek Productions

***I would loooooooooove to****

4. "You've been working there HOW long?!"

THIS ISN'T MY DREAM! I HAVE PLANS!
Universal Pictures

THIS ISN'T MY DREAM! I HAVE PLANS!

5. "The customer is always right."

HBO

But what if they're wrong?

6. "I know you're closing but I'll only be a second!"

imgur.com

I do not care.

7. "Have a good weekend!"

CW

I work weekends.

8. "Can't you just look it up on your computer???!"

Warner Bros.

That's not how it works.

9. "Can you do this any cheaper?"

Oh yeah! Let me just call up Mr.Woolworths or Mr.Coles and get them to do me a solid by making everything cheaper for you in your crazy fairyland fantasy.

10. "Where's the bathroom?"

imgur.com

We either don't have one, or there are signs LITERALLY EVERYWHERE telling you where they are.

11. "Is that your real name?"

Warner Bros.

Yes. And it's on my nametag. Because it's my name. That's how it works.

12. "It says I have to swipe my card again...Should I swipe again?"

Paramount

Yes.

13. "How do you keep that smile on ALL DAY!?"

14. "Why don't you have this?"

HBO

Because you want it. That's why.

15. "What'dya mean I need the coupon? I don't have the coupon!"

AMC

Well then.

You.

Don't.

Get.

The Deal.

16. "Y'know the .99 is just a trick. They say $15.99 but really you're paying $16."

imgur.com

Yes. I know. Everyone knows.