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This Guy Took Donald Trump's Quotes About Women And Beauty And Made A Bizarre Poem

Donald Trump, poet laureate.

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Australian writer and occasional BuzzFeed contributor Chris Rodley has collated several Donald Trump quotes about beauty into a single tweet and created a disturbingly good beat poem in the process.

I collected every Donald Trump quote about beauty and it made a really creepy beat poem

The 39-line poem covers everything from Halle Berry (Trump lovers her upper body) to ISIS (Trump has a very beautiful plan to defeat them).

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Here's the whole poem:

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People weren't quite sure how to feel about it.

@chrisrodley @JohnSeaborn I can't really click "like" on this. Where's the icon for "I really appreciate your work but I want to stab it"?

@chrisrodley I want to RT that because it works so well but I can’t because holy crap that’s so gross and creepy

Some called it "brilliant," while also acknowledging it as a certain "horror."

There were even suggestions that perhaps this was our generation's Howl, by Allen Ginsberg.

@chrisrodley Allan Ginsberg has been outdone

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So far, the tweet/poem has racked up 3,600 retweets and 4,500 likes, and if Trump does lose the election he can take solace in the fact that his words have now been crafted into difficult, confusing prose.

Brad Esposito is a news reporter for BuzzFeed and is based in Sydney, Australia.

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