Stop What You're Doing Because The 'Beached Az' Whale Is Dead
This is the real world. There is no God.
Remember that delightful cartoon whale from six years ago?
Yeah well he's DEAD.
The culprit? PLASTIC.
Turns out Greenpeace have gotten together with the creators of 'Beached Az' to remind us all to NOT LITTER AND RUIN THE FUCKING PLANET.
AND DON'T FORGET, YOU END UP KILLING ALL THE WHALES, TOO.