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imagine a newsreader opening the bulletin with ‘first tonight, they’re calling it “the piss budget”‘
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$50m for "Gremlins Sequel" is an absurd waste of money. Great going Morrison #budget2017
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my big prediction for the budget: huge investment in figuring out if mullets are coming back and, if so, is it in a big way
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look leigh, the govt will no longer spend recklessly on the credit card. we've put in for one that gets qantas points, it's got apple pay,
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god damn why are the poor people getting free drug tests we need to stop these handouts imo
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pee in a cup for the dole
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joyce is eyeballing the fuck out of shorten
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#soon
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Boomers don't read this . . . . . . . Millenials ... hi. When do we create our parallel economy
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Me, reading something: "Hmmm. Seems like a good budget." Me, reading something else: "Oooh, bad budget." MATHS IS HARD. #Budget2017
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Thank god the government is going after people living the high life on welfare. I feel extremely safe now
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youths as young as 6 weeks old have been found slinging mad pingers to their mates and rorting welfare to pay for slick rims #Budget2017
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Very keen to have the drug and alcohol testing regime extended to question time.
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really happy that the Treasurer has announced an increase in funding support for better fast tracking of new NCIS episodes
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drug testing welfare recipients will effect me personally because it means my brother will be borrowing money from me when he's caught
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The govt "is open" to owning more of the Snowy Hydro? You know who else is? I'm so open to it, myself. So open #auspol #Budget2017