It is with great regret that I must inform you people are actually printing photos of their own face onto luggage.
Attention was first drawn to the phenomenon last year, when a company started championing its new product: face luggage. Or...luggage that has your face on it. Or...luggage...face...
It is unclear what humanity did to deserve this.
Now, some six months later, these things are being spotted in the wild.
The same photos. The same luggage. The same faces shared countless times on Twitter and Facebook. Haunting me and tens of thousands of others who chose to retweet this cursed image.
People are amused by it all. Most, it must be assumed, are yet to see one in person. In fact...they think it's funny.
But I see no humour.
Only darkness.
Is it convenient to see your face, or that of a loved one, on your own luggage? Is it nice to know which is yours? Are you not...bothered?