The mayor of Dubbo, Mathew Dickerson, has come out in full dank-ness to state his opposition to the proposed amalgamation between the country NSW towns of Dubbo and Wellington.
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It begins with Dickerson and a girl rigidly walking towards each other before jumping erratically.
The pair then disappear, swamped by a large map of Dubbo.
Before the girl returns... to...whip her hair back and forth?
This goes on for some time, all while music blares "DUBBINGTON!" repeatedly.
She's then forced to quickly duck beneath an oncoming #NoDubbington hashtag before it decapitates her.
Here are the lyrics:
Dubbington!
They want to merge
It makes no sense
They aren't hearing our defense
Our rates will go way up high
Democracy will go bye bye
Dubbo will stand alone
***DANCE BREAK****
Dubbington... no dubba dubba dubba dubba dubbington.
Dubba dubba dubba dubba Dubbington
I... I don't know.
