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An important and oft spoken-about part of classic '80s sensation Labyrinth is the presence of David "Goblin King" Bowie's sizable bulge.
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It is, by all accounts, deserving of its own billing.
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Look forth on to the subtle bulge that appears during Bowie's first musical number, "Magic Dance".
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About to throw baby bulge...
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It should be noted, however, that Bowie's Bulge (TM) is also renowned for its subtlety.
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Watch as Hoggle ponders the meaning behind the bulge.
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Is this the bulge I'm looking for?
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What can the bulge *do* for me?
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What does the bulge mean?
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How does the bulge affect me?
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But before Hoggle can have his questions answered, the bulge hides, aloof.
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The bulge is also known for using babies as a way to hide from the publicity that haunts its everyday life.
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NOW. Gaze yonder (just like Hoggle) at the perfectly framed bulge.
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Try to hold your gaze for as long as possible – do not err as Hoggle has done here.
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...and appreciate it.
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And leave in tears as you realise the bulge is far more powerful than anything you've come across within any labyrinth, anywhere.
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Watch the ballroom bulge.
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Look towards the bulge as it emerges from hiding behind the baby.
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Do you see the upside-down bulge?
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As with all truly great things, the bulge is not long for this world.
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Goodbye, bulge. Goodbye.
