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    4 Feb 2015

    17 Struggles Of Being A Bad Australian

    So I don't like meat pies, gimme a break.

    1. To start with, you're not particularly fond of Vegemite.

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    Just pour some salt on my toast why don't you.

    2. And when you tell people this they freak out.

    3. You cringe every time someone says "g'day".

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    4. And you don't really "get" AFL.

    5. Meat pies aren't really your thing.

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    We're talkin' service station meat pies. Everyone loves a good ol' oven baked pie – but that Four 'n Twenty stuff is a big no no.

    6. And cricket is, like, fun... I guess?

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    It's more just sitting down and drinking that you're into.

    7. The beach is just sandy and hot and crowded...

    8. ...And this hot weather just means humidity and sweat :(

    9. You don't really like Australian beer...

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    10. And you don't really understand all this hate for New Zealand.

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    Can't we all just get along?

    11. You don't like beetroot on your burger.

    12. And you, more than likely, don't surf.

    13. When you hear anything ending in "o" a small part of you dies.

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    Smoko, righto etc.

    14. You're not a **huge** fan of Australia Day...

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    15. And ultimately, you know you're an Australian...

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    16. ...And you love Australia...

    17. But you just don't get it.

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