1. To start with, you're not particularly fond of Vegemite.
2. And when you tell people this they freak out.
3. You cringe every time someone says "g'day".
4. And you don't really "get" AFL.
5. Meat pies aren't really your thing.
We're talkin' service station meat pies. Everyone loves a good ol' oven baked pie – but that Four 'n Twenty stuff is a big no no.
6. And cricket is, like, fun... I guess?
7. The beach is just sandy and hot and crowded...
8. ...And this hot weather just means humidity and sweat :(
9. You don't really like Australian beer...
10. And you don't really understand all this hate for New Zealand.
11. You don't like beetroot on your burger.
12. And you, more than likely, don't surf.
13. When you hear anything ending in "o" a small part of you dies.
14. You're not a **huge** fan of Australia Day...
15. And ultimately, you know you're an Australian...
16. ...And you love Australia...
17. But you just don't get it.
