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Spiders have slowly but surely strategically positioned themselves for a global takeover.
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Sure, we originally considered it normal to find them scattered throughout nature.
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But they are angry. Angry at what has routinely been done to their brethren, by us - the greediest and cockiest of the animals.
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You might think this spider is engaging in a light-hearted fist bump, but what it's really doing is saying "I own you."
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Unable to be content with their own nets, they have gained control of our internet.
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They have taken to the water.
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They have signals only they understand.
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They have taken to the skies.
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They watch us at all times, waiting.
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And monitor our cleanliness, planning to attack when we are at our most weak.
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They are reproducing at an astounding rate, readying themselves for the impending inter-species war.
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And they are happy to take their time.
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They watch over our cities.
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They devour their lesser enemies.
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And they well and truly do not fear us. Bow down now, and you may be spared.
