Hey Twitter, hey Jack Dorsey. I know you're busy. But, just for a sec, could I have a minute of your time? I just wanna know... Have you seen "Babe"?
It's about this pig, right. Well, really he's a piglet. And he's on this farm with all these other animals (can you imagine)? Anyway, the pig - named Babe - really wants to be a sheepdog. Ha ha! The absolute madman.
Oh, I should mention. All the animals can talk. Which is important, I guess, otherwise the film wouldn't be that captivating. It'd just be like a David Attenborough film without the narration.
Anyway, blah blah blah, the pig ends up being a sheepdog (or sheep-pig, lol!) because the sheep tell him this secret code word.
During the whole thing, there's this guy:
So this guy's real name is James Cromwell (because "Babe" is a movie).
A movie is like... imagine a Twitter list that has moving pictures and dialogue and goes for, like, 90 minutes. I know, I know, it's not very "shareable" or "retweetable" but please just go with it.