1.
You care more about sunscreen than anything else in the world.
2.
You've been 'branded.'
3.
July 1st means one thing only: MADNESS
4.
You know it's IMPOSSIBLE to get an air conditioner repairman to your house without 3 months notice.
5.
In fact you can't remember the last time you weren't sweating for some reason or another.
6.
Running in the rain is AMAZING.
7.
If you own a black car you're an idiot.
8.
You know not to mess with the Hunting & Fishing laws.
9.
And you're well aware of how beautiful your state's natural landscape can be.
10.
Not to mention the wildlife.
12.
You know this exists a few hours away but you've still never been to it.
13.
Casuarina Square is there for its air conditioning.
14.
You have lived through a day where cold water just WOULD NOT come out of your taps.
15.
You can walk around your whole city in less than an hour.
16.
The NT News just isn't that funny anymore.
17.
When you tell people you're from The Northern Territory they ask the stupidest questions
18.
You're used to seeing things like this at the supermarket.
20.
And you speak Greek now, having never taken a class.
