Things You Can Say To Annoy A Vegetarian

Ask me about chicken broth one more time...

"Do you eat fish?"

Last time I checked, fish were animals.

"But you can still have chicken, right?"

"Don't worry, it's turkey bacon!"

Because turkey bacon is less of a meat than regular bacon.

"Wow, your veggie burger is almost as good as a real one."

Oh, thank you! *growls*

"You can eat animal crackers though!"

HAHAHAHA you are SO FUNNY!

"You need more protein, though!"

"You don't need to lose weight!"

That's why you think I do this?

"Try some jello!"

"Don't you miss meat?"

"Is it okay if I eat this in front of you?"

"It's already dead!"

Really? I thought I was eating a LIVING cow.

"I just don't understand why anyone would do that."

But then you remember... you are rocking it!

After all, vegetarian's rate of heart disease is reduced by 1/3!

And you love being a vegetarian.