I need the Chalktrail, and the Forkchops.
I can vouch for the Thumb Thing Pageholder! It was in my Christmwas stocking. It really makes holding a book much easier. I know, I know. You think you don’t need this silly thing…until you have one.
Response to 23 Truly Terrible Sex Tips:
If your partner’s penis fits through a donut hole, he surely doesn’t want to be reminded of that sad fact.
Response to Predict Your Sex Life In 2013:
“Maybe some thought they did, but it was fuzzed, as if by the fog of dope.”
-from “Inherent Vice”
Response to Top South Carolina Democrat Wants To Send Nikki Haley “Wherever The Hell She Came From”:
Assholes, every Party has them.
Instead of bitching about people realizing their dreams, maybe you should learn from them.
Make a sign- “Hi! Nobody is buying my art, and it is not my fault! Please stop empathizing with people trying to overcome REAL hardships. Give all your attention, swag bags, and tasty tidbits to ME, ME, ME!” It just might work.
Be careful what you wish for.
Rancidsoup would suit you better…
Response to Tina Fey To Paparazzi: “Go Fuck Yourself”:
Because they are parasitic assholes.
Response to How To Break 15 Laws In 33 Seconds:
Spitting is disgusting.
Response to This Woman Named Her Son Jihad And Sent Him To School In A Shirt That Read "I Am A Bomb":
This made me feel all warm and gooey, in a good way.
50 shades of UGLY.
- bookslut "38 Maps You Never Knew You Needed"
Poor little baby, having to grow up with those vile people.
Response to 19 Hardcore Images Of Bookshelf Porn:
Some of these made me catch my breath, and blush…