17 Animals Who Have Already Broken Their New Years Resolutions

Keeping resolutions is tough, but shouldn’t you at least make it to the New Year before you give up completely? Clearly, no one gave these animal friends the pep talk they needed.

1. This monkey gave up sugar.

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#FAIL

2. These birds resolved to stay off chicken-flavored dog food because they know how incredibly creepy it is that they eat it.

#FAIL

3. This yak swore off chewing tobacco.

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#FAIL

4. This bear resolved to get up and go to the gym this year.

#FAIL

5. This eagle vowed to never drink and fly again.

#FAIL

6. This kitten resolved to stop being adorable.

#FAIL

7. This bunny swore off pagan celebrations that went all night.

#FAIL

8. This whale resolved to stop getting high.

#FAIL

9. This bird resolved to stop being a dick to his friends.

#FAIL

10. This emperor tamarin resolved to stop flaunting his Imperial status. It’s not his fault all the other monkeys lack fanciness.

#FAIL

11. This cat resolved to stop judging you so harshly.

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#FAIL

12. This frog resolved to lay off the video games.

#FAIL

13. This deer promised his mom he’d stop teasing the National Geographic photographers.

#FAIL

14. This cat resolved to stop wearing Mom’s jewelry.

#FAIL

15. This seal resolved to stop making that one face in photographs.

#FAIL

16. This dog resolved to stop trying to conquer the living room.

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#FAIL

17. And these goats — well these goats swore off that mineral.

#FAIL

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