1. This monkey gave up sugar.
2. These birds resolved to stay off chicken-flavored dog food because they know how incredibly creepy it is that they eat it.
3. This yak swore off chewing tobacco.
4. This bear resolved to get up and go to the gym this year.
5. This eagle vowed to never drink and fly again.
6. This kitten resolved to stop being adorable.
7. This bunny swore off pagan celebrations that went all night.
8. This whale resolved to stop getting high.
9. This bird resolved to stop being a dick to his friends.
10. This emperor tamarin resolved to stop flaunting his Imperial status. It's not his fault all the other monkeys lack fanciness.
11. This cat resolved to stop judging you so harshly.
12. This frog resolved to lay off the video games.
13. This deer promised his mom he'd stop teasing the National Geographic photographers.
14. This cat resolved to stop wearing Mom's jewelry.
15. This seal resolved to stop making that one face in photographs.
16. This dog resolved to stop trying to conquer the living room.
17. And these goats — well these goats swore off that mineral.
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